Archive for the 'Dartoid’s World' Category
Dartoid Takes a Look Back on the Last Year in Darts
In another rousing and insightful column (cough cough), Dartoid takes a glance back over the last year in darts, and ventures a glance into the future. If he only had a clear grasp of the present… 
Dartoid in Bangkok: Despite his little blue pill he still went soft tip
Join the ever adventurous travels of Dartoid as this week he dodges bullets, almost quite literally, in order to play a darts game against an elephant. I’ve heard of handicapping…but this is ridiculous!
Dartoid Looks to the Titan Clash Between The Power and The Man
Dartoid:
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Column 344
Malice at the Palace
Last night, between re-reading and my mortification at all the typographical errors in yesterday’s furiously written column about the semi-finals and trying to find a good kebab, I had a chance to do more than just admire the photographs of Helen Chamberlain and Juicy Lucy in the first issue of the Professional Darts Corporation’s (PDC) new magazine, 180. What a publication!
Dartoid Weighs In on the PDC World Championship
By Dartoid:
There is a scene in David Nobbs’ Cupid’s Dart (Arrow Books, 2008) where Oxford philosophy professor Alan Calcutt happens upon the World Darts Championship on television. He’s recently hooked up with darts groupie, Angie Bedwell, half his age and is anticipating an upcoming date where together they will attend the event.
Dartoid, Throwing Down at the Grocery Store
In this edition of Dartoid’s World, Dartoid proves to his wife once and for all that he can save money at the grocery store, and will he starve to death as a result?
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Dartoid: Nicole Watson Leads Minute Man Dart League Back to Greatness
Dartoid speaks him mind about the MMDLs new president, and gets a lesson in life and darts from a twelve-year-old, four-foot-tall darts phenomenon named Miles Gallagher.
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Dartoid: Rednecking Deep Deep Deep in South Alabama
The infamous Dartoid is at it again, and this column finds him deep in south Alabama amongst the locals, trying his best to pretend that he’s not really the black Jewish darter that we all know and love him for being.
From the Pygmy infested jungles of South America, to the seedy underworld of his Harlem birthplace, to the the slave trading Ivory Coast (and then possibly back to the South American jungles again, I don’t know)…Dartoid has traveled the world. But, can his worldly adventures and experiences possibly prepare him for his greatest challange yet? Will his crafty penmanship and fast double talking save him from a face to face meeting with Bubba Earl and his redneck companions? Tune in and find out (oh, and read his column!). Okay, enough dramatic buildup, on with some snippets!
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Dartoid, Report from the Field in Las Vegas
Coming off his victory in May at the inaugural North American Darts Championship “Big Daddy” Darin Young, for years one of the most popular players on the US circuit, showed today why he is also one of the most feared.
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Dartoid On Uniboffin: Sigma Darts Reviewed (sorta)
In this column by the Odoriferous Orator, Dartoid gives his spin on the new Sigma darts by Unicorn, and tries to get to the point of the matter.
Dartoid #315: Dartoid VS Blackhorse Battle Royal! No One Leaves the Oche Alive!
Well, it seems that Dartoid’s skills with the pen are matched only by his skills with the pin….the pin he uses to poke others with. This week on Dartoid’s World, watch as he attempts to incite a riot in the Portland Darting community in a no hold’s barred match with Sewa’s own BlackHorse.
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